Best Tongue Thoughts
1522 Tongue quotes by 994 unique authors
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I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out.
— Paula Deen
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I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth,…
— Joan Rivers
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A wounding tongue. I'm working on it. Perhaps its the Celt in me.
— Alan Rickman
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I'm kissing Alyson Hannigan and I almost stuck my tongue in her mouth because we just got so into it at one point.
— Amber Benson
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Muhammad Ali - he was a magnificent fighter and he was an icon... Every head must bow, every knee must bend, every tongue must confess,…
— Don King
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One of the things I discovered in Japan was from watching sumo wrestling. At the end you can never tell who has won the fight,…
— Arsene Wenger
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You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,…
— Dave Attell
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We actually did quite a lot of comedy on 'Xena'. The whole show was very tongue-in-cheek.
— Lucy Lawless
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These were specific enablements given to certain believers for the purpose of authenticating or confirming God's Word when it was proclaimed in the early church…
— John F. MacArthur
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Evangelicalism is like my religious mother tongue. I revert to it whenever I’m angry or excited or surrounded by other people who understand what I’m…
— Rachel Held Evans
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If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think...you know, the whole time when you actually…
— Tommy Haas
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Go your way, seducers, flatterers, idlers, those glib of tongue and charlatans; I am not a seed that you can force to grow; my goal…
— Unknown Author
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They put the thing down your throat so you don't swallow your tongue, and they put electrodes on your head. That's what was recommended in…
— Lou Reed
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice…
— Jeff Dunham
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My knives are like a tongue - I love, I do not love, I hate. If you don’t love me, I am ready to attack.…
— Louise Bourgeois
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Slander-mongers and those who listen to slander, if I had my way, would all be strung up, the talkers by the tongue, the listeners by…
— Plautus
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I am to be broken. I am to be derided all my life. I am to be cast up and down among these men and…
— Virginia Woolf
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Much tongue and much judgment seldom go together.
— Roger L'Estrange
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The camera is not merely a reflecting pool and the photographs are not exactly the mirror, mirror on the wall that speaks with a twisted…
— Lee Friedlander
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An Englishman's never so natural as when he's holding his tongue.
— Henry James
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I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
— Jonathan Swift
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Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God.
— Katy Perry
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And the process of reading is such a private one. I once came into a room where a friend of mine was reading one of…
— Vikram Seth
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My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
— Euripides
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