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- I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield
- I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the… — Jim Tressel
- When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got… — Unknown Author
- I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked,… — Bobby Schilling
- It was good to be out there again. Actually I told my wife the same thing: Itll be fun to go out… — Mark Brunell
- After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray
- If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a… — David Ginola
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she… — Rodney Dangerfield
- I was on the board of Andre Agassi's foundation, and seeing the way it operated blew my mind. In 2002, I told… — Emeril Lagasse
- I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have… — Haruki Murakami
- I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my wife that since we have a little one on the way, maybe when he gets old enough, instead of… — Phil Humber