Told My Wife Quotes

14 Told My Wife quotes by 12 unique authors

• I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield
• I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the worst thing we… — Jim Tressel
• When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got into the Big… — Unknown Author
• I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked, ‘what are we… — Bobby Schilling
• It was good to be out there again. Actually I told my wife the same thing: Itll be fun to go out in a stadium… — Mark Brunell
• After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray
• If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'. — David Ginola
• I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a… — Rodney Dangerfield
• I was on the board of Andre Agassi's foundation, and seeing the way it operated blew my mind. In 2002, I told my wife, I… — Emeril Lagasse
• I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have been a question… — Haruki Murakami
• I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield
• I told my wife that since we have a little one on the way, maybe when he gets old enough, instead of just taking a… — Phil Humber
• When I retired and told my wife I wanted to go back to Bozeman and fight political corruption and get involved in politics, she decided… — Stan Jones
• I've told my wife that if the Hispanic population in NASCAR keeps growing, I'm going to ask Bill France Jr. for a job. — Felix Sabates

Who Wrote These Told My Wife Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 14 Told My Wife Quotes as follows:

• 3 Told My Wife Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Stan Jones
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Phil Humber
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Mark Brunell
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Jim Tressel
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Haruki Murakami
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Felix Sabates
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Emeril Lagasse
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by David Ginola
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Chic Murray
• 1 Told My Wife Quote by Bobby Schilling