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- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
- I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. — Sandra Bullock
- Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock
- And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every… — Octavia Butler
- You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
- I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the… — Willie Aames
- When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston
- Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten… — Erma Bombeck
- When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.… — Louis C. K.
- Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin
- I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty
- People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K.