Famous Toilet Wisdom

407 Toilet quotes by 303 unique authors

I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks. — Nikhil Saluja
Me putting on a flowery shirt and a fancy tie is like decorative toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja
Haha standing on the toilet. — Zach
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
As kids if we had said, When I grow up I wanna browse my phone while sitting on the toilet we'd all currently be successful. — Nikhil Saluja
Domestic violence is what I do to my toilet after eating Taco Bell. — Nikhil Saluja
Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom — Nikhil Saluja

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