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Tiger Woods Quotes by Dan Jenkins
- Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. He was a grown man…
- The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night,…
- Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet.
More Tiger Woods Quotes
- I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear… — Tom Brady
- I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm… — Jason Kidd
- A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at… — Conan O'Brien
- I'm just glad to see that Pete (Sampras) shut everyone up last year. That was satisfying. You can't bag on guys like… — Andy Roddick
- My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her? — Unknown Author
- Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods are really part of a very big advertising program, and the fact that they make so much… — Phil Knight
- It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it… — Tim Pawlenty
- He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age. — John Daly
- Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods. — Frankie Boyle
- It's not my fault if the media and the public are more interested in Tiger Woods than in women farm workers, — Gloria Allred
- America has given me everything Australia couldn't. I grew up on a dairy farm. Now I live in Isleworth, a gated community… — Stuart Appleby
- They’ll be black because that’s the way they’re seen. Barack Obama, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, have all known that. Will that change?… — Andrew Hacker