Ticket Quotes

339 quotes by 306 authors

Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain. — Jay Leno
Education is the key to opportunity. It's a ticket out of poverty. — George H. W. Bush
A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a… — Art Linkletter
Deduction, which takes us from the general proposition to facts again-teaches us, if I may so say, to anticipate from the ticket what is inside… — Thomas Huxley
A long-term substance abuser, a few months before his death, penned this poem: Went downtown, Hastings and Main, looking for relief from the pain. All… — Gabor Mate
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar… — Seanbaby
For there is a price ticket on everything that puts a whizz into life, and adventure follows the rule. It's distressing, but there you are. — Leslie Charteris
A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world. — Winston Churchill
If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's… — Bill Murray
When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row… — George Carlin
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound'… — Dennis Miller
Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business. — Peter Lynch
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering… — Max Lerner
The increase in straight-ticket party voting in recent years means that competitive congressional races can tip one way or the other depending on the showing… — Thomas E. Mann
The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health. The health care program would consist of a bus… — Conan O'Brien
I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket. — Laura Dern
Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that… — Alec Baldwin
Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore officially introduced his history-making running mate today, Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut....In their first joint appearance they gave a preview… — Dan Rather
The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as… — Brad Sherwood
People thought me a bit strange at first; a blond haired, blue-eyed Norwegian who sang Mexican folk songs, but I used it to my advantage… — David Soul

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