Ticket Quotes

339 quotes by 296 authors

As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news for the ticket.… — Jeff Greenfield
In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, you go to the airport… — Stuart Appleby
I'm gonna see 'Mission Impossible' Part 9 because I like Tom Cruise movies! But just because the box office has that one receipt from the… — Sean Patrick Flanery
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. — Carl Hiaasen
People come to see the players. Nobody ever bought a ticket to see a manager. — Larry Goetz
Planes and Trains and Boats and Busses Characteristically Evolve a common attitude of blue Unless you have a suitcase and a ticket and a passport… — Tom Waits
I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket. — Ed Rendell
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. — Will Rogers
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket. — Lillian Gordy Carter
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is… — Will Rogers
Your very own sister may take your husband away and your husband may be the ticket for economic survival. — Frederick Lenz
The foolishness of faith is the winning ticket in life — David Oyedepo
The best vacation is still a book, a renewable ticket to places real and imaginary. — Charles McGrath
Most political journalists come to Washington because they're snappy writers, big thinkers, or news breakers. Me? My ticket to the big leagues had little to… — Ron Fournier
You think I'm going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex… — Lady Gaga
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola
I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor. — Judy Garland
'Twilight' has ruined me. When this is all over, flying internationally is going to be very hard for me. It is just not worth it… — Ashley Greene
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that… — Kathy Griffin
Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to… — Kathy Griffin

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