"My driving record is not exemplary, but I……" — Carl Hiaasen
"My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally."
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60 Quotes by Carl Hiaasen
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That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind…
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Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a…
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That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to…
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There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role…
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As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And…
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Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on…
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From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched…
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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that…
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Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name…
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I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly…
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I got overwhelmed by the magnitude of the celebrity culture in America. My background is as a news journalist, and…
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my…
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More Driving Quotes
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this…
— David Attenborough
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Products made in China are cheap through the exploitation of the workforce. Every time we shop, we are driving the…
— Joe Baca
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I've always been attracted to cars, and driving is a completely measurable experience: if you qualify last on the grid,…
— Eric Bana
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Producing is so exciting because you can enable things to happen, whether it's like discovering a filmmaker who you're taking…
— Drew Barrymore
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Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated.
— Jean Baudrillard
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I've always liked to think I could do anything I wished as well as - if not better than -…
— Jo Brand
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Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color…
— Benjamin Britten
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It must be said that Brighton, unlike London, makes driving seem very appealing. Instead of glowering faces and angry horns…
— Julie Burchill
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
— George Burns
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It's almost therapeutic driving there and driving back (to North Carolina), with the time you get to think about things…
— Kurt Busch
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I love cycling, running and swimming. In recent years I've competed regularly in triathlons, which means I don't find the…
— Jenson Button
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