Ticket Quotes

339 quotes by 296 authors

If you get a ticket, you can go to traffic school, and they make you watch movies for like eight hours: head-on collisions, mannequins flying… — Robert Schimmel
People like to make fun of the fans who camp out but people have renaissance fairies; people do Civil War re-enactments; people do what they… — Anna Kendrick
I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen. 'Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out… — Unknown Author
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.'… — Hussein Nishah
I got a whip so fast that I caught a ticket speeding, and my bitch so bad that I'm never ever cheating. — Wiz Khalifa
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light — Hussein Nishah
I WANT A TICKET TO ANYWHERE. — ALYSSA
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Stephen Wright
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly
I got my ticket for the long way round Two bottle a whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And… — DevilgirlLovesU
Ah! Music is my ticket away from all the bullsh*t life throws at me... — MLY AB
Im so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down. — Azgraybebly Joslan
It's heartbreaking when you hear a kid buying a ticket for... I don't know, whatever movie you're up against. And you see them sneaking into… — Todd Phillips
If I make her cum it's a compliment. Nigga fuck you, like a parking ticket. — 2 Chainz
New chain swag, get your true lane fast. Or lay it down if not, a ticket next to that. — Unknown Author
What happens when you gave your all and you cant take the pain anymore...? Being taking for granted getting played like a lottery ticket but… — TEVIN BOSTIC
The eat-that-frog philosophy is, ultimately, not just about managing time. It is perhaps good advice for managing life. In relationships and at work, it pays… — Prakah Iyer
Either stay as a real woman or turn into a bitch, only one choice in life, there is no return ticket — KM II
Just because you are fine with your life being a circus where you are the ring master, doesn't mean the rest of us want to… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler

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