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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away…

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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes…
A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check…
I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the…
After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out…

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