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- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be… — Afrika Bambaataa
- That's the shock: All cliches are true. The years really do speed by. Life really is as short as they tell you… — David Bowie
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't… — George Carlin
- There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They… — George Carlin
- If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a… — Charles Barkley
- There are six senses: five are outer; they tell you about the world. I say something about the light; without eyes you… — Rajneesh
- Every performer who ever performed in rock and roll or even close to it is lying if they tell you that they… — Mac Davis
- They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can… — Josh Duhamel
- From the moment you are in that cell, when they tell you you're going ot be electrocuted, you contemplate it all the… — Jay Smith
- I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs… — Joan Rivers