They Tell You Quotes
130 They Tell You quotes by 113 unique authors
-
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
— Dave Attell
-
They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be carried out in…
— Afrika Bambaataa
-
That's the shock: All cliches are true. The years really do speed by. Life really is as short as they tell you it is. And…
— David Bowie
-
They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
— George Carlin
-
There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the possibility that Earth…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
-
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
— George Carlin
-
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard,…
— Charles Barkley
-
There are six senses: five are outer; they tell you about the world. I say something about the light; without eyes you will not know…
— Rajneesh
-
Every performer who ever performed in rock and roll or even close to it is lying if they tell you that they weren't influenced in…
— Mac Davis
-
They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all…
— Josh Duhamel
-
From the moment you are in that cell, when they tell you you're going ot be electrocuted, you contemplate it all the time. It never…
— Jay Smith
-
I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is…
— Joan Rivers
-
I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who…
— Louis C. K.
-
Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star bullshit. None of…
— Henry Rollins
-
I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell…
— Danny Bonaduce
-
Do not believe your thoughts, neither when they tell you that you are terrible, nor when they tell you that you are a saint.
— Elder Paisios of Mount Athos
-
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell…
— Steve Buscemi
-
Contrary to what they tell you... You are not a limited material being.
— Amit Goswami
-
Feelings are you inner guidance system-your emotional compass. When you allow this compass to direct your actions you build self-trust. When you feel hungry, you…
— Cheryl Richardson
-
Does coaching work? Yes. Good coaches provide a truly important service. They tell you the truth when no one else will.
— Jack Welch
-
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square.
— Willie Stargell
-
After fifteen years of facing them (pitchers) you don't really get over them. They're devious. They're the only players in the game allowed to cheat.…
— Richie Ashburn
-
Sometimes you just have to reach out and grab what you want, even when they tell you not to. This is something that I've struggled…
— Rebecca Wells
-
Put your consumers in focus, and listen to what they're actually saying, not what they tell you.
— Daniel Ek
-
Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat…
— Laurie Colwin
More Ways to Read They Tell You Quotes
Who Wrote These They Tell You Quotes
113 authors contributed a total of 130 They Tell You Quotes, led by these top contributors: