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- One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
- According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following…
- Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants…
- It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about,…
- You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident…
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