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• Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give…
• Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a…
• Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think…
• Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a…
• Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
• Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
• Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
• Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.
• T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen…
• Even though I didn't notice it while it was happening, I got reminded in ninth grade of a few things I guess…
• A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.
• We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you…

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