Steve Kluger Quotes
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Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or…
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Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a…
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Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?
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Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at…
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
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Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
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Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
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Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.
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T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord…
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Even though I didn't notice it while it was happening, I got reminded in ninth grade of a few things I guess I should have…
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A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.
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We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and…
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The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got…
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And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical…
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It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.
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Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the…
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Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Grateful…
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Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be in…
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My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
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. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can…
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