Steve Kluger Quotes

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• Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or…
• Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a…
• Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?
• Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at…
• Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
• Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
• Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
• Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.
• T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord…
• Even though I didn't notice it while it was happening, I got reminded in ninth grade of a few things I guess I should have…
• A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.
• We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and…
• The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got…
• And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical…
• It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.
• Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the…
• Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Grateful…
• Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be in…
• My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
• . . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can…

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