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• Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the…
• I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's…
• No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply…
• Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would…
• I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my…
• The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself.…
• Shut your damn mouth.
• Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.
• Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest.
• Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
• Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

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