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Scott Adams has 125 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
• My investments have been hurt.
• One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
• We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
• Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
• I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd…
• 'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
• For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
• If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time…
• Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
• Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
• Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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