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• It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you…
• A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
• If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
• And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who…
• It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is…
• There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
• Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
• Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
• I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
• I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
• The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and…
• What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

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