Tee Quotes

112 quotes by 83 authors

My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275,… — Jason Aldean
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day… — Peter Jacobsen
If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and walk to the… — Tom Mulligan
I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. — Gardner Dickinson
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. — Dave Marr
Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of… — Walter Hagen
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup.… — Ken Venturi
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right… — Jackie Gleason
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because… — Sam Snead
Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile. — Byron Nelson
Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee! — Seve Ballesteros
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee. — Walter Hagen
When I have a match to play, I begin to relax as soon as I wake up. Everything I do, I do slow and easy.… — Walter Hagen
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. — Sam Snead
The subconscious mind is probably the most important factor in being a good golfer. It keeps distractions on the course from ruining a good round.… — Wiffy Cox
What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards. It's the longest… — Moe Norman
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. — Jason Bateman
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off… — Edward Abbey
Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why? — Edward Abbey

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