Tee Quotes

112 quotes by 83 authors

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids. — Jack Nicklaus
I think jeans have gotten away from the original meaning, that symbol of freedom; they've gone gimmicky and turned into a status item. Our denim… — Johan Lindeberg
I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans.… — Johan Lindeberg
The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have… — Dave Barry
I wouldnâ€™t wear aÂ tie-dyed tee-shirtÂ unless it was dyed with the urine ofÂ Phil CollinsÂ and the blood ofÂ Jerry Garcia. — Kurt Cobain
Courses that you've had success on, all of a sudden your game turns around because you feel comfortable on your tee shots, you feel comfortable… — Tiger Woods
I don't feel like I'm out of my element or anything like that. I'm very comfortable where I'm at. I enjoy being in this position,… — Aaron Baddeley
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. — Gary Player
There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time. — Brett Favre
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. — Bridget Hall
Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the… — Jack Nicklaus
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. — Lee Trevino
I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. — Fuzzy Zoeller
...When it come to da: " What it do?! I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo! — Erykah Badu
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead,… — Kurt Vonnegut
If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense. — Sue Grafton
You are so vicious. (Tee) Hence the nickname. (Syd) You know itâ€™s bad when you make me look like Glinda the Good Witch, right? (Tee)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why is it when Iâ€™m the one shot, Iâ€™m a baby, but when itâ€™s you, itâ€™s a matter of life and death and national security?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Only because Iâ€™m not a morning person. (Joe) And youâ€™re not a night person either. Face it, babe. Youâ€™ve only got two good minutes a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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