Tee Quotes

112 quotes by 81 authors

Ooo, heâ€™s snotty. I like him already. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Trust me, Joe. Youâ€™re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? Iâ€™ll bet thereâ€™s a big stain there. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We donâ€™t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, youâ€™re like a ferocious bunny, arenâ€™t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Youâ€™re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldnâ€™t have moved, Joe.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He's wearing boots, a kilt, and a long-sleeve tee. No coat, even though it's December. Beautiful people don't need coats. They've got their auras to… — Jennifer Donnelly
If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee. — Simone Elkeles
I had to lull Mom and Hank into believing I was in the right frame of mind to be taken into public. If I exited… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I could get you to smile like that, and without sales tax." I whirled around to find the real Patch standing in the fitting room… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Only three things them ladies talk about: they kids, they clothes, and they friends. I hear the word Kennedy, I know they ainâ€™t discussing no… — Kathryn Stockett
And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet? — Kurt Vonnegut
Are you all right?" "Oh my god! I phased!" "Are you all right?" "Are you?" "It was strange." "I can't believe I phased just then!… — Joss Whedon
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Rick Riordan
Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I want the leader of the free world to… — Mark McKinnon
There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times. — Dennis Quaid
I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that. — Jamie Lynn Sigler

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81 authors contributed a total of 112 Tee Quotes, led by these top contributors: