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Tee Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
- You are so vicious. (Tee) Hence the nickname. (Syd) You know it’s bad when you make me look like Glinda the Good Witch, right? (Tee)…
- Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security?…
- Only because I’m not a morning person. (Joe) And you’re not a night person either. Face it, babe. You’ve only got two good minutes a…
- I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off…
- Ooo, he’s snotty. I like him already. (Tee)
- We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service.…
- Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store…
- Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee)
- Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)
- Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)
- We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny…
- You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe.…
- Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)
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