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That’s not who we are as a nation, and let me tell you why: Because the Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy’s flipping burgers—she needed… — Eva Longoria
Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.' — Johnny Carson
Members of the Senate are considering a tax on cosmetic surgery. When they brought it up, you should have seen the look that Nancy Pelosi's… — Conan O'Brien
The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death . . . — James Woods
The end of the occupation. The right of return of the Palestinian people. These are critical dividing lines in human rights. We have to be… — Van Jones
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to… — Craig Kilborn
I'd like somebody to get rid of the death tax. That's what I want. I don't want to get taxed just because I died. I… — Whoopi Goldberg
On Capitol Hill, the Republican-controlled House voted mostly along party lines tonight to pass President Bush's federal budget blueprint. This includes his big tax cut… — Dan Rather
The bottom line is more tax money is going to be needed. Just how much will be the primary issue on the agenda when Congressional… — Bryant Gumbel
I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection — Jon Richardson
Advertising is the tax you pay for being unremarkable. — Robert Stephens
Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product — Robert Stephens
We will lower the tax burden on middle class Americans by asking the very wealthy to pay their fair share. Middle class taxpayers will have… — William J. Clinton
I'm Bill Clinton and I think you deserve a change. That's why I've offered a plan to get the economy moving again, starting with a… — William J. Clinton
From New Hampshire forward, for reasons that absolutely mystified me, the press thought the most important issue in the race was the middle class tax… — William J. Clinton
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because… — Nicole Polizzi
People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on… — Nicole Polizzi
Government has no wealth, and when a politician promises to give you something for nothing, he must first confiscate that wealth from you -- either… — John Wayne
Wayne: I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them ..... the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for… — John Wayne
Recalling that a good chunk of the 47 percent who don't pay income taxes are Romney supporters - especially of course seniors (who might well… — William Kristol
I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form. — Geoffrey Rush
By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and… — Ron Paul
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church. — Bill Maher
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay… — Groucho Marx
We don't need a flat tax, but a flattening tax, to truly level the playing field. — Jello Biafra

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