Best Tastes Like Quotes
90 Tastes Like quotes by 77 unique authors
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered…
— Bill Engvall
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Mom is losing, no doubt, because our vegetables have come to lack two features of interest: nutrition and flavor. Storage and transport take predictable tolls…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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A writer need not devour a whole sheep in order to know what mutton tastes like, but he must at least eat a chop. Unless…
— W. Somerset Maugham
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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder…
— Garry Shandling
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Games are among the most interesting creations of the human mind, and the analysis of their structure is full of adventure and surprises. Unfortunately there…
— James R Newman
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I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
— Douglas Coupland
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I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I'll say, 'It tastes like chicken.' I…
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know…
— Duff Goldman
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No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza.
— Michelle Malkin
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This young wine may have a lot of tannins now, but in five or 10 years it is going to be spectacular, despite the fact…
— Itzhak Perlman
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Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. But you have to get there.
— Pink
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If you want a free society, teach your children what oppression tastes like. Tell them how many miracles it takes to get from here to…
— Jonathan Sacks
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more…
— Robin Williams
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It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?
— Gerard Way
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How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
— Julia Child
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If you've never eaten while crying you don t know what life tastes like.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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She'll understand what I already know - that death surrounds us all. And it tastes like metal between your teeth.
— Jenny Downham
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
— Terry Pratchett
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She spent an afternoon staring at their front door. Waiting for someone? Yankel asked. What color is this? He stood very close to the door,…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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No one wants to admit we're addicted to music. That's just not possible. No one's addicted to music and television and radio. We just need…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet." At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?" "I just know.
— Cassandra Clare
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This soup tastes like windows
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door…
— Richard Kadrey
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We kiss. Her hands are freezing on my face, and she tastes like coffee and the smell of the onion is still stuck in my…
— John Green
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