"If you put butter and salt on it,……" — Terry Pratchett
"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if…
— Pietro Aretino
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs.
— Manolo Blahnik
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs,…
— Julia Child
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Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that.
— Fiona Apple
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The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the…
— Charles Dickens
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every…
— Barack Obama
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I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed,…
— Heinrich Heine
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See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He…
— Herman Melville
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In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter
— Joseph Addison
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