Tan Quotes

152 Tan quotes by 127 unique authors

Que pena me das al verte, tan triste y tan solo, despues de volar tan alto, que duro es caer... — Jenni Rivera
Mirame, no soy la misma de antes, esta sonrisa es por alguien que quiero a morir... Mirame, es un placer saludarte, hoy que tu vives… — Jenni Rivera
Que raro te ves, perdieron el brillo tus ojos, que duele el ayer en hombre, seguro de si, Sintiendote un rey, el mundo te era… — Jenni Rivera
Hoy que tu vives tan triste y yo tan feliz... — Jenni Rivera
Your faker than your tan , hoe . — Crystal
I be cookin you suckers like tan lotion. The K-double-O-L, G-R-A-P, and P-O-L-O would like to say hello to you mellow fellow. — Kool G Rap
Hay muertos que no hasen ruido yes tan granse su penar y los que estan mal con migo. — Gerardo Ortiz
Hilarious alcitre and so self deprecating. I didn't like Pamela Stephenson before all this but she's so honest and doesn't try to make out she's… — Unknown Author
You can be my tan-legged Juliet, Ill be your Redneck Romeo — Jason Aldean
Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks
Moral Of the story: Don't drive around with the top down for hours. Only the upper half of ur legs get tan. — Sarah Hyland
Black is beautiful, tan is grand, but white is the color of the big boss man. — RGclutch
I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm me and I… — Hannah Bennett
Im only 19, so Im not super concerned about aging. But my mom didnt drink, smoke or tan while growing up, and she looks great.… — Victoria Justice
Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot? — Seth Rogan
Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano. — Scott Disick
When I was younger there was a lot of discouraging talk: lose weight. Color your hair. Straighten your teeth. Get a tan. But I'm a… — Kat Dennings
I miss the summer, I miss being tan ... — Young T-breezy
You are as real as a spray on tan on a women with fake tits and 5 pounds of makeup on! Keep it moven! — Derick Menendez
Tan cierto! (So true) — Isabella
I hate it when people try to be like someone else what's the point? We came in this world to be different and be unique… — Melisa
Yo nunca dejare de amarte por que solo a tu lado es que yo quiero vivir y sin ti mi cielo se vuelve gris, de… — Rafael Vazquez Jr
We wonder why black and white pictures capture soul. I think it's cause without color, we aren't drawn to the makup, or the color of… — Ritu Ghatourey
Now thats a gentlemans photo, Ive got my son, a nice tan,birds, and my hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano. — Scott Disick
Sowwy but my skin isnt flawless and I don't love using fake tan ^^ — Leila

Who Wrote These Tan Quotes

127 authors contributed a total of 152 Tan Quotes, led by these top contributors: