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- Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc.…
- He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon…
More Tampons Quotes
- I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
- Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
- Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
- Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and… — Gillian Flynn
- Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
- Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes… — Meg Ryan
- The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
- Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach
- Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
- I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.' — Charli XCX
- People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair
- The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa