Tampons Quotes

25 quotes by 19 authors

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the… — Gillian Flynn
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, Oh,… — Meg Ryan
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying, â€˜Okay, Iâ€™m in… — John Gierach
Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
I want to have tampons as merch that say â€˜Periods are punk.' — Charli XCX
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes… — Jenny Eclair
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa
That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting a letter about… — Lzzy Hale
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage.… — Rachel Caine
Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc.… — John Green
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon… — John Green
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no 7-11.… — Lucille Clifton
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn… — Rachel Caine
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she wanted… — Darynda Jones
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to move. Is she… — Patricia McCormick

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