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• I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
• Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
• Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
• Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and… — Gillian Flynn
• Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee
• Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes… — Meg Ryan
• The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers
• Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach
• Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it. — John Gierach
• I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.' — Charli XCX
• People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair
• The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

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