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• I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take… — Chris Farley
• T-Bone Walker was a big influence on just about every guitar player around. — Johnny Winter
• I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm… — Denis Leary
• And a lot of the technique and the little T-Bone phrases that define his style, Chuck Berry, when he rearranged the beat,… — Duke Robillard
• Suppose someone should offer me a plateful of crumbs after I had eaten a T-bone steak. I would say, "No, thank you.… — Billy Graham
• If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a… — Chick Willis
• He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone. — David Sedaris
• I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein
• I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can't exactly go… — Sophie Kinsella
• I could not see myself going back into the studio without Tommy Dowd, our beloved producer who passed away in 2002. Then… — Gregg Allman
• T Bone and I grew up together in Fort Worth, Texas. He had his own recording studio by the time he was… — Betty Buckley

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