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Swear Quotes by John Ratzenberger
- Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
- There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would…
- In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of…
More Swear Quotes
- Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. — Christian Bale
- Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to… — Jason Bateman
- You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls. — Robert Browning
- There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that… — Albert Camus
- Liars are always most disposed to swear. — Vittorio Alfieri
- I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want… — Adam Carolla
- I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and… — Helena Bonham Carter
- My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the… — Hillary Clinton
- Some think that even the ancients who lived long before the present generation, and first framed accounts of the Gods, had a… — Mary Hunter Austin
- What we hold sacred is honor, justice, and glory. You need not swear allegiance to our storm god, to serve with us.… — Janet Morris
- There is no color line in death. I swear to the lord I still can't see Why Democracy means Everybody but me.… — Langston Hughes
- No master can make me swear blind obedience. — Horace