John Ratzenberger Quotes

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• Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
• I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons parents try to instill in their sons and daughters.
• This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And…
• I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.
• I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
• It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the…
• In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals.
• So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.
• The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so…
• Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
• Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.
• But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.
• Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.
• From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
• I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
• I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.
• I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.
• There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would…
• You'll be tested every single day.
• When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

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