Sucks Quotes
510 quotes by 365 authors
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I like boxing movies. One of the hardest things for me to watch as far as boxing films, is the boxing. The actual boxing usually…
— Omar Epps
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool…
— Mike Birbiglia
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
— Demetri Martin
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
— Jim Gaffigan
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If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of…
— Aisha Tyler
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have…
— David Spade
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If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go out of their…
— Brody Jenner
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You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks…
— Maggie Gyllenhaal
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
— Aziz Ansari
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Don't give up, cause despair sucks
— Unknown Author
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Hollywood sucks. I've got the bruises to prove it.
— Norman Fell
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Fair or not, it always sucks when everyone wanders back from Sundance talking about how bad the movies were.
— Donal Logue
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The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she's proud of the fact…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Don King sucks...Don King sucks...Don King sucks...
— Bob Arum
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Greed is gross. Greed is vile. Greed sucks.
— Unknown Author
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I should have died when I was sixteen, when I planned to commit suicide. And I was an atheist until then. I was an atheist,…
— Lacey Mosley
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Something horrible may have happened to you, but you always have a choice in how you respond to it. You have the "Why does bad…
— Jillian Michaels
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Whatever vocation you decide on, track down the best people in the world at doing it and surround yourself with them. Aim high and be…
— Scott Weiss
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
— Jay Mohr
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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
— Jay Mohr
Who Wrote These Sucks Quotes
365 authors contributed a total of 510 Sucks Quotes, led by these top contributors: