Sucks Quotes

510 quotes by 365 authors

I like boxing movies. One of the hardest things for me to watch as far as boxing films, is the boxing. The actual boxing usually… — Omar Epps
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool… — Mike Birbiglia
Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks. — Demetri Martin
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. — Jim Gaffigan
If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of… — Aisha Tyler
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have… — David Spade
If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go out of their… — Brody Jenner
You're invited to tons of parties, and you'll wear these shoes and that dress, and it can be enticing, but I think it also sucks… — Maggie Gyllenhaal
A lot of people my age think stand up sucks. — Aziz Ansari
Don't give up, cause despair sucks — Unknown Author
Hollywood sucks. I've got the bruises to prove it. — Norman Fell
Fair or not, it always sucks when everyone wanders back from Sundance talking about how bad the movies were. — Donal Logue
The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she's proud of the fact… — Anthony Bourdain
Don King sucks...Don King sucks...Don King sucks... — Bob Arum
Greed is gross. Greed is vile. Greed sucks. — Unknown Author
I should have died when I was sixteen, when I planned to commit suicide. And I was an atheist until then. I was an atheist,… — Lacey Mosley
Something horrible may have happened to you, but you always have a choice in how you respond to it. You have the "Why does bad… — Jillian Michaels
Whatever vocation you decide on, track down the best people in the world at doing it and surround yourself with them. Aim high and be… — Scott Weiss
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

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