Sucking Quotes

163 Sucking quotes by 141 unique authors

Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head. — Dane Cook
I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until it beats no… — Kevin Pereira
I love Spanx...not so much for sucking you in, but more for smoothing you out. Theres nothing I hate more than being able to see… — Kelly Osbourne
It was an era: before drying thesweat of the workers receive the wages they had to refrigerate it after sucking the blood of workers do… — Mak_786
Sex isn't sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, legs folding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching, etc. — Pretty Ladii
Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi
Im too busy sucking to deal with you. — Ramandeep Singh
Dreamlands Bi-Polar! Boy friends mood swings back again! Hes got that old mood-to-mood dryer sound. One minutes up! The other down! Lets have another round!… — Javaz
Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. — Amit Verma
The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. — Amit Verma
She say sucking dick is her job well its about time for a promotion... — Cooly Justice
The only time a woman should have a man by the balls is when she's sucking on them. — Nikhil Saluja
Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick. — Nikhil Saluja

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