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She sucked me like a smoker, Blew my head off my shoulders, Then I called up wet lexon so she could come fuck my chufffer. — Travis Porter
The more I look back at my life and the things that we did, the more I think there's got to have been a plan… — Aerosmith
We drove expensive whips and took world-wide trips and my dick's been sucked by the finest lips. -RZA — Wu Tang
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by doom. Once upon a time nobody gave a fuck but when it's all said… — Kid Cudi
The superstars sucked into the supermassive. — Muse
Fuck up , then get yo dick sucked up' — Mac Miller
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom. Once apon a time nobody gave a fuck its all said and… — Kid Cudi
Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! — Nick Swardson
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my dick… — DJ Quik
Once upon a time nobody gave a fuck, its all said and done and my cock's been sucked. — Kid Cudi
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of… — Homer Simpson
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before. -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead
When we first started off, we made our record and then we played our first show. There was a bit of an expectation, you know,… — Brendon Urie
There was a period there where kids music sucked. It seemed people were playing down the kids, treating them like lesser beings. Kids have the… — Medeski Martin And Wood
At this time Charybdis sucked down the seas salt water, but I reached high in the air above me, to where the tall fig tree… — Odysseus
Once upon at time nobody gave a fuck, it's all sadi and done and my cocks been sucked ! — Kid Cudi
You say that girl looks like a slut. but that doesnt tell how many dicks shes sucked. — Unknown Author
No matter how many times I try to convince myself that I dont like more than friends or no matter how many times I tell… — Unknown Author
I sucked my thumb until I was 11, so I had this expander in. I was a good-looking kid. I never felt, like, dorky. I… — Emma Stone
My first kiss was when I was 7, and it was scandalous because he was 10! I only did it so he would pick me… — Jessica Alba
Im in a great spot professionally. Its something I used to bitch to my agent about, Why am I not in that spot?' Ive been… — Robert Downey, Jr.
Love is only one type of disease whose reaction are two types one good and one bad , it's sucked your hole body as like… — SAM VERMA
When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my… — Chuck Norris
I get no kicks from going to the gym. It doesn't do it for me. Never has. Some people enjoy working out. But that's never… — Colin Farrell

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