Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse? — Laini Taylor
Any tips for winning?” she’d asked. “Yeah. Do what you gotta do to survive.” “That’s it? Wow. You suck at pep talks. — Gena Showalter
Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours. — Roald Dahl
You'll be found, your nickels, dimes and Indian-heads fused by electroplating. Abe Lincolns melted into Miss Columbias, eagles plucked raw on the backs of quarters,… — Ray Bradbury
The failures are not due to any injustice, but to an inner defect. It is always caused by the person himself. Yes, I know, you… — Anais Nin
Pulling out his daggers, he kept them in his sleeves, just in case he happened upon someone who wouldn’t understand why a tall, dark-haired man… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Now I had seen the grief of the two strongest people I knew. And somehow, Daddy's and Edie's crying made them seem even stronger to… — Silas House
Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor — Yasmine Galenorn
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. — Bill Hicks
Mitchell Sanders was right. For the common soldier, at least, war has the feel-the spiritual texture-of a great ghostly fog, thick and permanent. There is… — Tim O'Brien
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher
So, you’re hitting on Clare the Fair.” “I’m not hitting on her. I’m exploring the possibility of seeing her on social terms.” “He’s hitting on… — Nora Roberts
Happiness is the most natural thing in the world when you have it, and the slowest, strangest, most impossible thing when you don't. It's like… — Dan Wells
I’ve been thinking about that ever since. Am I lucky? Am I lucky that I didn’t die? Am I lucky that, compared to the other… — Michael Thomas Ford
Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—” Holy hypoxia, Batman. — J R Ward
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare
The people I'm stuck with in my life now aren't sucking the life out of me, they just suck. — Melina Marchetta
A word of advice, though. This won't be the last time you have to deal with something in life that throws you off your game.… — Tammara Webber
FACTS Fact #1 Mean people suck. Fact #2 Bad things happen to good people. Fact #3 Good doesn’t always prevail over evil. — Susane Colasanti
I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried. — Darynda Jones
People make their own choices, and sometimes those choices suck. — Carol Plum-Ucci
When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way,… — Poppy Z. Brite
As a whole, people suck. But a person can be extraordinary — Jim Butcher
I will devour you. I will lick your bones clean and crush them between my teeth. I will suck the marrow…” “That’s nice,” Kate said.… — Ilona Andrews
Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something… — Alex Garland

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373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: