Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) — Greg Behrendt
Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO! Kyo: SHUT UP! I HATE THIS! DO YOU REALLY GET THAT MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM PLAYING WITH… — Natsuki Takaya
You're insane!" she shouted. "Pretty cool, huh?" "No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't you tell me it was broken?" Shay shrugged. "More fun that way?" "More fun?"… — Scott Westerfeld
Adventures suck when you're having them. — Neil Peart
Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!! — Johnny Carson
The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide is a little… — Walker Percy
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore
There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood. — Fritz Leiber
escape from the black widow spider is a miracle as great as art. what a web she can weave slowly drawing you to her she'll… — Charles Bukowski
Men suck, even imaginary ones — James Patterson
Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck? — Tite Kubo
Maybe you're one of those people who writes poems, but rarely reads them. Let me put this as delicately as I can: If you don't… — Kim Addonizio
If you stay, I'll do whatever you want. I'll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go… — Gayle Forman
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea.… — Miranda July
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the… — Anne Carson
Oh no, no, no! Are you going to suck my blood? (Amanda Do I look like a lawyer to you? (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why do all men have to suck? I knew you all sucked and still I stupidly fell in love with one of you. Why? Why… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pain is a byproduct of life. That’s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. That’s true for everyone. But if you don’t face the pain and the… — Jim Butcher
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? — Rachel Caine
Which is why you deal with demons. (Acheron) Who are even more pathetic than humans when you think about it. Personally, I’d rather play video… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I can’t touch him. (Jared) Well, don’t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldn’t agree more. Just be grateful it’s not contagious. (Jared) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that’s true or not. If… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And if we fail? (Delphine) It’ll suck to be human. (Madoc) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
C’mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You don’t suck, Delphine. I…you. C’mon, Jericho. I only bite… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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