Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 373 authors

Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face There's no one quite like you You… — Unknown Author
Even frozen agress with the gay people!:) suck on that dick, bitch — Broken Soul
This day suck my mother fucking family is a back staber and 2 car are out one left ewwwww this kid is fussy and my… — Unknown Author
Dont like it? suck it up buttercup!! — Alexia
~Im sorry if you dont like me Im sorry if you think I suck but mose of all I'm sorry, I dont give a FUCK — Angel_eyes
We have to stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of… — Glen Rambharack
Life is too short. Stop spending it with the wrong people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life,… — Jhonna Sanda
Life sucks, if only you let it suck. Remember, you're ever Strong :) — Unknown Author
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you — Unknown Author
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed! — Glenn Huskey
Having to graduate at the age of 16 is so stupid schoolies is gonna suck heaps probably just go back home with the boyfriend — Talyiah
I don't give a fuck if u don't like my shit cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick. — Unknown Author
Some lives are like parachutes. They're great when they're open, but once they're groundend, they suck. — Michael Wouters
I am so determined to be the best and most successful person in life than I could ever be. I want to be at the… — Unknown Author
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles
Ok so I was in church and we were talking and she asked us what we would do if something I can't remember but anyway… — Cassandra Crosby
Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn
The letter X, third from the end of the alphabet, used to mean nothing to me, even though mine was Czech. Now I say X… — Joseph Carlson
Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what? — Green Monk
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk

Who Wrote These Suck Quotes

373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: