Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 373 authors

Hoes on my dick cuz I look like rice milk, girls suck my nuts cuz I look like the goon pope, thugged out bitch and… — Lil B
Picked up my bitches, most of them foreign, hoes suck my dick when my day gets boring. — Lil B
Won't Suck my dick? that's a first, your a fagggggooott. — Lil B
Mainstream: dick suck, Underground: no cash — Lil B
Cracked a hot sauce bottle in my ass and made a bitch suck it out wooh wooh. — Lil B
Hoes suck my dick, and my dick touch her brain. — Lil B
My white girl fuck me good, interracial datin. My black girl suck my dick and she on probation. — Lil B
Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like a Frenchmen. — Lil B
Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman.... — Chris Farley
I got a pussy poppa. She'll suck ya dick, whateva. She bout makin' some chedda. Was an angel when I met her. — Webbie
The Rock thinks you can suck on a monkey's nipple. — The Rock
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby. — Kevin Hart
In the bathroom to bust a shit, I couldn't do it so my bitch came to suck the dick, It was hard and soft but… — Tech N9ne
I'd been playing in bands for something like seven years at this point. And we were always trying to get ahead, trying to rehearse and… — Aerosmith
When she's on top, well you can't be stopped. Watch her scream, watch her suck you clean. — Motley Crue
Haters suck my balls, two time, I never say goodbye because Im on mine, All my life, wanna do something major, Now every little thing… — Kid Cudi
Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than… — Kenny Powers
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose… — Dr Gregory House

Who Wrote These Suck Quotes

373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: