Stupidest Quotes

101 Stupidest quotes by 93 unique authors

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this… — Joy Behar
Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch. — Joy Behar
Watching both the health care and climate/energy debates in Congress, it is hard not to draw the following conclusion: There is only one thing worse… — Thomas Friedman
How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he's an Islamist until he's made his… — Chris Matthews
Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California. ...Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about… — Deepak Chopra
Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. — Morgan Freeman
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. — Al Swearengen
I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know… — Kris Allen
Since I was the stupidest kid in my class, it never occurred to me to try and be perfect, so I've always been happy as… — Stephen J. Cannell
You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the… — George Bernard Shaw
Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press corps to determine… — Molly Ivins
Programs like 'Jeopardy' and 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' are ridiculous. They're the stupidest shows in history. They're making us dumber. They don't give… — Ray Bradbury
Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do. — Joy Browne
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. — Confucius
You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things… — Kirsten Dunst
I see couples fighting about the stupidest things. You just have to rise above everything. — Sammy Hagar
The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a… — George McGovern
The policy of America to deny visas to technically trained people in the U.S. and shipped to other countries, where they create companies that compete… — Eric Schmidt
You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is… — James Patterson
What good the prophet in the wilderness may do is incremental and personal. It's good for us to hear someone speak the irrational truth. It's… — George Saunders
This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and… — Lewis Carroll
This is the stupidest plan I have ever in my career participated in," Xenophon said. "I love stupid plans," said Eugenides. — Megan Whalen Turner
The temptation was great to muster what force we could and put up a fight. It's the easiest way out, and the most satisfactory to… — Isaac Asimov
The stupidest thing she knew was for people to act like they knew all about the things they knew absolutely nothing about. — Jostein Gaarder

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