Stupidest Quotes

101 Stupidest quotes by 93 unique authors

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English,… — Jeaniene Frost
She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever. — Lisa McMann
When I was able to get home it first hit me that you had left and I couldn't do anything about it. Every day before… — Sophie Scholl
Its big men are mostly little men with fancy offices and a lot of money. A great many of them are stupid little men, with… — Raymond Chandler
This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with… — Meg Cabot
I couldn't recall the last time I'd seen that much of him on display. It was wonderful and frightening on the same time. I then… — Richelle Mead
William strode to her. That’s how it’s done. Drink it in. She surveyed the carnage behind him. “Did you have fun?” He showed her his… — Ilona Andrews
Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever. — Patrick Rothfuss
The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body. — Francine Pascal
However gross a man may be, the minute he expresses a strong and genuine affection, some inner secretion alters his features, animates his gestures, and… — Honore de Balzac
Jeremy had a plan for getting Clay back and I wasn't allowed to know anything about it or allowed to help him carry it out.… — Kelley Armstrong
Even in this world of course it is the stupidest children who are most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are most grown-up. — C.S. Lewis
That was one of the bravest, stupidest things you’ve ever done,” he said into my hair. “You just scared ten years off my life.” I… — Jenna Black
Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well. — Jeaniene Frost
It occurred to me that if I were a ghost, this ambiance was what I'd miss most: the ordinary, day-to-day bustle of the living. Ghosts… — Banana Yoshimoto
All at once, I couldn’t figure out why I was methodically tossing a spherical object through a toroidal object. It seemed like the stupidest thing… — John Green
Exactly. They're stupid. Who cares?" "I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid… — Kami Garcia
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping… — Jay Asher
Pilate's skeptical sneer "What is truth?" was addressed to Truth Himself, standing there right in front of his face. The world's stupidest question was three… — Peter Kreeft
People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in your life, and… — Tana French
As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas. — Rick Riordan
It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. — Confucius
One of the stupidest theories of Western life. — Malcolm Muggeridge
Commercial fishermen are the greediest, stupidest people on earth. — Paul Watson
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a… — Mike Judge

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