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But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every…
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Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have…
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It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my…
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Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
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Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change
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Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does…
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Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why…
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Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes,…
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Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the…
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I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
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(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
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This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning…
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