Stink Quotes

186 Stink quotes by 166 unique authors

I'm about a 160, 170 bowler so I feel like I'm pretty good - I'm average, but I don't stink, you know? — Warren Moon
Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it — J. R. D. Tata
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it… — Unknown Author
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all… — Jack Handey
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The… — Jack Handey
Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks. — Unknown Author
We stink more of the world than we stink of sack cloth and ashes. A lot of contemporary churches today would feel more at home… — Nicky Cruz
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. — Luis Palau
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink. — George Burns
If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an… — P.J. O'Rourke
I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money.… — Jim Cramer
Work is prayer. Work is also stink. Therefore stink is prayer. — Aldous Huxley
I immediately cotton on to the fact that intelligence thus lightly used, and one-upmanshipishly displayed, is a birthmark giving me a two-coloured face, is a… — Hal Porter
Letâ€™s be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. Thatâ€™s why I like it… — Frank Zappa
If you think you stink, you probably do. — Buddy Rich
How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad. — Courtney Love
I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink. — Bridgette Wilson
Everybody acts like they're in a movie in most movies. That's why they stink. — Jason Patric
You can't lead by example if you are a bad example. If you stink at something, stop doing in front of everyone until you improve! — Garrison Wynn
During a heat wave every dude stinks. — Craig Benzine

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