Stink Quotes
186 quotes by 175 authors
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I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the…
— Charles Barkley
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I could have a degree in music and come on the show, and Simon could still say 'You stink'.
— Clay Aiken
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I know my serve stinks, but I was a pretty good tennis player.
— George H. W. Bush
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I've seen a lot of patriots and they all died just like anybody else if it hurt bad enough and once they were dead their…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every…
— John Tortorella
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The military mind is indeed a menace. Old-fashioned futurity that sees only men fighting and dying in smoke and fire; hears nothing more civilized than…
— Sean O'Casey
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I'd like to hear them be a bit more creative, though. I've heard 'you're a sieve, you stink' my whole life and you can tell…
— Ryan Miller
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
— Joan Rivers
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Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.
— Doc Rivers
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Misery is nothing but the shadow of attachment. And hence all stagnancy. The attached person becomes a stagnant pool - sooner or later he will…
— Rajneesh
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Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.
— Jim Slattery
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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
— Denis Waitley
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Killing of animals for food is one thing, but on the other hand they do not exist simply as things to be slaughtered. This is…
— Francis Schaeffer
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Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and…
— Rita Rudner
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Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're…
— Tina Fey
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A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.
— Patti LuPone
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
— Karl Pilkington
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There have been a couple of jobs I've done without thinking, without being engaged, and they just stink.
— Clancy Brown
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Don't stink up the place with bad acting, if an opportunity comes your way.
— Edie McClurg
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Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
— Bobby Heenan
Who Wrote These Stink Quotes
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