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PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in… — Ambrose Bierce
Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night… — Dave Barry
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. — Jack Handey
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye… — Jack Handey
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up. — Jack Handey
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were… — Jack Handey
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to… — Jack Handey
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. — Jack Handey
Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In… — Jack Handey
Angelina wanted to make sure that any fighting in the movie would be comparable to any male actor. Everything from stick fighting to horse riding… — Jan de Bont
To create an interior, the designer must develop an overall concept and stick to it. — Albert Hadley
I am a firm believer in eating a full plant-based, whole food diet that can expand your life length and make you an all-around happier… — Ariana Grande
The process of rating players can be compared to the measurement of the position of a cork bobbing up and down on the surface of… — Arpad Elo
Don't give your opinions about Art and the Purpose of Life. They are of little interest and, anyway, you can't express them. Don't analyze yourself.… — Evelyn Waugh
So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and they… — Pat Oliphant
I'm going to marry him. And if he thinks he can get divorced and married every two or three years in the approved Hollywood fashion,… — Agatha Christie
The fact is that we have many superstitions, many bad spots and sores on our body - these have to be excised, cut off, and… — Swami Vivekananda
We cannot stick our heads in the sand concerning the issue of hunger in America. Even though this subject seldom reaches the front page of… — Bruce Davison
Good timing is invisible. Bad timing sticks out a mile. — Tony Corinda
But it seems to me equally obvious that the orderliness is not all-pervasive. There are streaks of order to be found among the chaos, and… — Arthur David Ritchie
The object of our lives is to look at, listen to, touch, taste things. Without them, - these sticks, stones, feathers, shells, - there is… — Reginald Horace Blyth
In the final analysis, change sticks when it becomes the way we do things around here. — John P. Kotter
Example is a dangerous lure: where the wasp got through the gnat sticks fast. — Jean de La Fontaine
What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of… — Mark Twain
Because mothers make us, because they map our emotional terrain before we even know we are capable of having an emotional terrain, they know just… — Rebecca Walker

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