Stephanie Quotes
64 Stephanie quotes by 23 unique authors
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He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time…
— Janet Evanovich
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I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie
— Janet Evanovich
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I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from…
— Janet Evanovich
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[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had…
— Janet Evanovich
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You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
— Derek Landy
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You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down…
— Janet Evanovich
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As Confucius once said, 'He who does nothing is the one who does nothing.'" Gabby pondered the words, the furrowed her brow. "did Confucius really…
— Nicholas Sparks
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Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli…
— Janet Evanovich
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Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie
— Janet Evanovich
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My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather…
— Janet Evanovich
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You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my…
— Janet Evanovich
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What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is,…
— Derek Landy
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He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear…
— Derek Landy
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Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman…
— Stephen Colbert
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I’m like America ” he said. Stephanie swung around to look at him unnerved. “What are you talking about ” she said. “Are you off…
— Jennifer Egan
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The sky was electric blue above the trees but the yard felt dark. Stephanie went to the edge of the lawn and sat her forehead…
— Jennifer Egan
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A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge…
— Janet Evanovich
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Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.
— Derek Landy
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Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded sadly…
— Derek Landy
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This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What…
— Derek Landy
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Harpernus Stoyan, if you can't behave yourself and go and turn all Roman hands and Russian Fingers under that comforter, you're going to have to…
— Lynsay Sands
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You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher, but I had…
— Derek Landy
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It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it,…
— Janet Evanovich
Who Wrote These Stephanie Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 64 Stephanie Quotes as follows: