« All Stephanie Quotes · Janet Evanovich's Page
Stephanie Quotes by Janet Evanovich
- You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie
- These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
- It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the…
- Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No…
- Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum
- There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie
- You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with…
- Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.
- Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones
- She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours…
- I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
- Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
- [Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in…
- He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching…
- He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time…
- I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie
- I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum
- Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from…
- [Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had…
- You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down…
- Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli…
- Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie
- My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather…
- You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my…
- A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge…
More Ways to Read Stephanie Quotes by Janet Evanovich
More Stephanie Quotes
- Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team… — Chris Jericho
- Thank you Stephanie, you’re the breast… I mean best! — Chris Jericho
- Stephanie Kallos's lovely and heartfelt first novel is a gift. A story of broken hearts and broken promises, it is also the… — Sheri Holman
- X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none.… — Chris Jericho
- Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any… — Chris Jericho
- So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor! — Chris Jericho
- I have been to rehab nine times. They were high dollar and some of the best ones around. Vince has picked up… — Scott Hall
- But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you!… — Triple H
- The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on… — Bobby Flay
- If you look at all the vampires in the past, they were sort of decrepit old men. Stephanie Meyers just made it… — Daniel Cudmore
- I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I… — John Cusack
- You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich