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Standup Quotes by Larry David
- You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you…
- Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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- As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. — Elayne Boosler
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- I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it… — Jeff Dunham
- I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys. — Bernard Goldberg
- The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so. — Shelley Berman
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