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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of…
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't…
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Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
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Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under…
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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
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I wasn't really a performer by temperament,
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You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my…
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Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the…
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If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike…
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But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
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In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . .…
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The square root of 69 is 8(ate) som'
— Drake
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Imagine a person with a gift of ridicule [He might say] First that a negative quantity has no logarithm; secondly that a…
— Augustus De Morgan
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't…
— Tom Lehrer
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Irrationality is the square root of all evil
— Douglas Hofstadter
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No one fully understands spinors. Their algebra is formally understood but their general significance is mysterious. In some sense they describe the…
— Michael Atiyah
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There was a young fellow from Trinity, Who took the square root of infinity. But the number of digits, Gave him the…
— George Gamow
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The anceints devoted a lifetime to the study of arithmetic; it required days to extract a square root or to multiply two…
— John Perry
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The theme is the theme of humiliation, which is the square root of sin, as opposed to the freedom from humiliation, and…
— Carson McCullers
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Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
— Henry Spencer
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Square root of a cosine? How is that ever going to be useful?
— Aprilynne Pike
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The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.
— Terry Pratchett
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You see, gentlemen, reason is an excellent thing, there’s no disputing that, but reason is nothing but reason and satisfies only the…
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
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